long and the short

RING RING...good one for you...will keep it brief...but... its long...walking past building you built ...with bear hands.....give hands back to grizzly...GUFFAW ...... talk off those gloves...please come off....correction..... TAKE ....idiot....ACTION...finallly....bare hands.the building that i built with bare hands..of course..it happened there?..what?...this story....anyway... zero zero sports car....very flashy....yellow.... back in the day...yellow..beautiful...now?.... you could pick one up ..easily....a few grand...... wrapped around a traffic light....as described ....art in the modern sense...like andy warhol....15 minutes... will need longer than that....you are?......nobody.....GUFFAW....anyway...i think.... former occupants of car are former occupants of earth..right?..WRONG..not his words .....mine...Disgrace...let the man speak....my memory .....his story....TICK TOCK...not clock...christy.....never drank....smoked a lot.....never did anything....plague.....keeping well though?..new house...lovely..... not to me?..no to christy...plague of the town.... all out today.....HONK HONK.....all out today....hello...to me?..yes..right .....anyway..occupant was CHINESE GIRL....a chef in a place...means nothing to me..means nothing to you...right?...well...she and fella...you know fella?...dont think so....lives close...dont think so....very close. ...dont think so..same school...dont think so.....brother lost his ball....of course!.......yeah....anyway...CLIP CLOP..... apologies pavey is trotting on a pieball...ok...anyway....so she was chinese..the horse?...ah no..the driver....SNIGGER....she bought the car yesterday GUFFAW.....never drove....GUFFAW...never learned....crash.... never again... buys car.... drives car..... crashes car..something missing....never learned...GUFFAW......trys turn....FAIL... two words to first on scene...no insurance ....GUFFAW ...unbelivable? .....agreed..... fella arrives on scene...you know him..lives near...very near... same school....brother has half a sackful.....GUFFAW..stands there..bemused..GUFFAW....no insurance.....GUFFAW...chinese girl....lucky no-one killed....on a serious note......SILENCE.....only down there....only down here...well...what?....places...what? the same really ....get to know them..all the same....i knew there....didnt like it..came here....(SAME)..talk to you....SILENCE...thats the long...a girl crashed a car ....thats the short..prefer the former...the way told...makes me laugh...GUFFAW