time

i hate time........if people hadnt invented time..............people wouldnt have realised how precious it was........if isnt worth something .........its wasted.......it wouldnt move faster than you think.......people these days sell their waking lives sitting in front of computers or filling out forms so that they may sit in front of a beautiful television and sleep....its sad really when you think about it.....whats the point all the numbers and letters......sad really sad............you keep looking at the clock but it barely seems to move.....except it keeps melting and then morphing from a mess back into itself......just tired.........an optical illusion,most likely....it is hot in here.....sure.... let me down....... again......fuck advertising.....i ........TICK TICK.....clocks dont tock anymore.......not enough time.......we sold the tocks....for an enormus profit...............TICK TICK...... fill out a few more forms.............oh god will this day never end...........put a few more numbers into the computer.......TICK TICK.......have a perfectly resonable conversation with your childhood pet sharkey the goldfish....... i couldnt describe it......if i tried.........another look at the clock.........TICK TICK............oh my god its gone backwards its definitely gone backwards........its not meant to do that..........i felt like i was screaming but no sound came out........my face burned..........my shit chair was hurting the bones in my arse........TICK TICK.......not long now.......report to the boss.....everything great?.......superb......wonderful.......ok back to it........yes sir......TICK TICK......almost there its so close.........all this stress .......this terrible day.........i cant wait for bed...........TICK TICK.......lovely warm bed.........TICK TICK............bed..............another few seconds.........work is done.....day over.........BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....over and over .....good morning this is the 7 o`clock news here on newstalk......the worst feeling ever.

automatic-idomatic

alright boss whats the crack?anything goin on? any birds? who are you hanging around with these days?...jesus this place is a shithole.....state of that bird..guffaw....i am bored off my tits these days........cant be bothered to get out of the sack........smoking too much of that stuff........its not bad but its not great........its the time you waste.............all that time ..................you cant imagine how much of it there is if you have nothing to do.......you know what the paradox is that i look at the calender and i cant believe.........i have grey hairs......fuck it though..........would love to get the ride tonight.......did you hear about your man.........i read a tweet the other day......good stuff.........hot and sexy..........sleazy bastard.........sqeezey bastard.........creep..........spoofer.......we all are really these days.....i have no interest in being on television...well i would if the project was right.......well i am not speaking for you just for me..........i think.....a lot......whats the point of just sitting in an office........i don't want to be that........i don't know what i want really.......just to do something......correction.....for something to happen to me.......i feel like i am a passenger sometimes man........that its all happening without my say so......i keep giving him directions.......but they are either wrong or he ignores them........i don't care where we go at this stage just as long as we get there........i have been asleep for the last part.....i wake up.....i want to......i don't know man.....where are we going?........ah not there..........it a shithole,man......seriously.......it stinks.....a drinking cave that smells of piss and lynx africa.........fuckin hell, i have a bad feeling about tonight.....its a bit of a cock-fest lads.....watch the state of yer man over.....a tucked in shirt......snigger........watch the state of yer man....what a fucking moron i mean...he didn't even win the apprentice....not that i watch that fucking shit........i tihnk i am sobering up.........give us a swig of your naggin.....a go on.....lend us 20 bills and i will get you back when on monday......sound.....grand so let go somewhere that doesn't have a cover........4 drinks well 2 doubles that will do me..........ah,man you are raping me with the fags......get some of your own.......GLUG GLUG.....some day,boy.....someday...i will be someone.....i will have money.......people might even like me a little.....i am such a fucking burden.......its going to be a long night....you know i might get a bit of grub and go home for a wank.....i dont really feel like anything more adventurous then that....some jerk chicken.....then jerk cock........an angry one cause i am drunk...really get in to it......ah no i will stick around i think that one is giving me the eye.....its like a stand-off we will stare at each other the whole night and then she will fuck off with the first dickhead to buy her a drink.....women,i mean for fuck sake.......so complicated...more than us...probably.......i wish i could just go up and chat to her.....she definitely likes me look at the eyes she is giving me......oh yeah......second double......things are getting a bit wobbly,man.... i think i will go over to her...will i? should i?can i?..ALRIGHT DARLING..MY FRIEND OVER THERE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD RIDE ME?...I AM NOT SHOUTING.......SORRY I CANT AFFORD TO BUY YOU A DRINK.....I AM NOT SHOUTING........OK I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE SO....I JUST THOUGHT.......I AM NOT SHOUTING........we rent you looking at me....oh your cock-eyed.....fuck it, like, you will do......no actually fuck this i am going to the chipper and then i am going back to my gaff ....... to pull my wire...

الإسكندينافي (vikings)

if the norwegians or the swedish came back here and laid claim to the land because they had been here before and odin had written in a book somewhere that ireland actually belonged to them. imagine the uproar.....the modern vikings than say that they have no problems with us staying on but they insist we all move to leitrim and build a wall around the Niðavellir of counties..........imagine the uproar....if they attacked us repeatedly......on an array of fronts.........in many different ways........if they kicked us when we were down...and when we were down they attacked those that tried to feed our children ...if they .....over and over.........and over...........if you could not see a future for your children?.....here........if there was no way out?........only to fight......for rights.....intangible though necessary...........would we not expect the world to help?.... would it not be ridiculous if the world would not............ for fear................for fear of being anti-viking or anti-nordic.........because you cant be negative these days ....only morons hate for the sake of hate....politics?.... correct.......what they are,however is not important.......it would be what they are doing....it would be wrong.....and even if someone did something terrible to the vikings in the past........well 2 wrongs dont make rights.....or allow you to take them away from others.