automatic-idomatic

alright boss whats the crack?anything goin on? any birds? who are you hanging around with these days?...jesus this place is a shithole.....state of that bird..guffaw....i am bored off my tits these days........cant be bothered to get out of the sack........smoking too much of that stuff........its not bad but its not great........its the time you waste.............all that time ..................you cant imagine how much of it there is if you have nothing to do.......you know what the paradox is that i look at the calender and i cant believe.........i have grey hairs......fuck it though..........would love to get the ride tonight.......did you hear about your man.........i read a tweet the other day......good stuff.........hot and sexy..........sleazy bastard.........sqeezey bastard.........creep..........spoofer.......we all are really these days.....i have no interest in being on television...well i would if the project was right.......well i am not speaking for you just for me..........i think.....a lot......whats the point of just sitting in an office........i don't want to be that........i don't know what i want really.......just to do something......correction.....for something to happen to me.......i feel like i am a passenger sometimes man........that its all happening without my say so......i keep giving him directions.......but they are either wrong or he ignores them........i don't care where we go at this stage just as long as we get there........i have been asleep for the last part.....i wake up.....i want to......i don't know man.....where are we going?........ah not there..........it a shithole,man......seriously.......it stinks.....a drinking cave that smells of piss and lynx africa.........fuckin hell, i have a bad feeling about tonight.....its a bit of a cock-fest lads.....watch the state of yer man over.....a tucked in shirt......snigger........watch the state of yer man....what a fucking moron i mean...he didn't even win the apprentice....not that i watch that fucking shit........i tihnk i am sobering up.........give us a swig of your naggin.....a go on.....lend us 20 bills and i will get you back when on monday......sound.....grand so let go somewhere that doesn't have a cover........4 drinks well 2 doubles that will do me..........ah,man you are raping me with the fags......get some of your own.......GLUG GLUG.....some day,boy.....someday...i will be someone.....i will have money.......people might even like me a little.....i am such a fucking burden.......its going to be a long night....you know i might get a bit of grub and go home for a wank.....i dont really feel like anything more adventurous then that....some jerk chicken.....then jerk cock........an angry one cause i am drunk...really get in to it......ah no i will stick around i think that one is giving me the eye.....its like a stand-off we will stare at each other the whole night and then she will fuck off with the first dickhead to buy her a drink.....women,i mean for fuck sake.......so complicated...more than us...probably.......i wish i could just go up and chat to her.....she definitely likes me look at the eyes she is giving me......oh yeah......second double......things are getting a bit wobbly,man.... i think i will go over to her...will i? should i?can i?..ALRIGHT DARLING..MY FRIEND OVER THERE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD RIDE ME?...I AM NOT SHOUTING.......SORRY I CANT AFFORD TO BUY YOU A DRINK.....I AM NOT SHOUTING........OK I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE SO....I JUST THOUGHT.......I AM NOT SHOUTING........we rent you looking at me....oh your cock-eyed.....fuck it, like, you will do......no actually fuck this i am going to the chipper and then i am going back to my gaff ....... to pull my wire...